"I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter." -Walt Disney



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trinitymemes:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

flowersinthegraveyard99:

This is actually how it goes

THERE IS NO WAY OUT OF THE FANDOM

the accuracy. 




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modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad



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thesylverlining:

*slowly lies down on the floor*




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touchingtennantshair:

thewaywardqueen:

jessiphia:

I just…. there is so much wrong with this like THIS IS A SONG FOR PLUS SIZED POSITIVITY IN A WORLD WHERE THERE BASICALLY IS NONE and thin people STILL have to make it all about them and their feelings while girls are literally KILLING THEMSELVES out here to fit into a standard of beauty that should be considered arbitrary. 

I just. I need to sit down a moment I am literally so mad. 

DO YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY BONES???

IN THE SONG SHE SINGS “FUCK THOSE SKINNY BITCHES- /NAH IM JUST PLAYING/ I KNOW YOU THINK YOUR FAT BUT EVERY INCH OF YOU IS PERFECT FROM THE BOTTOM TO THE TOP’

SHE LITERALLY SINGS THATS SHES KIDDING AND SHE THINKS YOUR PERFECT

SO YH FUCK THESE COMMENTERS BECAUSE YH THERE MAYBE SOME OTHER ISSUES WITH THE SONG BUT IM NOT DEALING WITH PEOPLE WHO DONT LOOK UP LYRICS

DEAR SKINNY GIRLS COMPLAINING: I’M SORRY THAT WHEN SOMEONE FINALLY WROTE A SONG THAT TELS ME I’M BEAUTIFUL, IT MADE YOU FEEL BAD (EVEN THOUGH IT’S BODY POSITIVE FOR ALL TYPES). IT FEELS FUCKING AWFUL, DOESN’T IT.




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vireonovae-archive:

"anxIETy??" mOM saYS, "n OO jUSTT dON””TtTTT lET thINGS boTHEr yOU”

thAT

sIMpLE????? jUST dONT “leT" IT bOTHER ME??? anxIetY„„, gonEE THEN!!!???

scIeNTIFIC brEAKthROUGH???!!! thAT………

eASSYYY??!!!!????

tagged as: cough cough;  dad;  



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animvl:

pretty-ramblings:

 

Most thought out tactic in film history.

Han Solo gets shit done.

Absolutely genius.

Flawless.

Han Solo gets an automatic reblog.

han yolo

HAN YOLO




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revengeance:

Mom: You’ve been playing that thing for like 4 hours now, aren’t you tired?

Me: Mom you fucking casual




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cinderfell:

shitty roosterteeth jokes come and go but lightish red is forever




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waltdisneyconfessions:

"I know lots of people say, "Walt would not like what has happened to Disney!" but, I wish he could see all that Disney has done for me and millions of others. His magic has saved so many lives."




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Dem Shaders Doe
5,272 plays








queen-bmvagabond:

Other than Ryan’s constant mumbling in frustration, their reactions to the shaders mod was my favorite part of this let’s play.




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epiccabinet:

People bitching because Geoff swears in front of his 8 year old daughter are ridiculous. “Oh that makes him a bad parent” Uhm fuck you he treats that little girl like his whole damn world. Bad parents abuse their children and deny them anything and everything. Swearing in front of your kid isnt going to destroy them emotionally or physically. Swearing at them and belittling them will, but not just swearing around them. Grow the fuck up people. 




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wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.




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zombiesandporn:

childishflamingo:

my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil

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agiantsackofpotatoes:

shieldmaidenofsherwood:

how to be seductive:

  • head tilt
  • hooded eyes
  • raised eyebrow
  • little smirk

how to be evil:

  • head tilt
  • hooded eyes
  • raised eyebrow
  • little smirk

do you see the problem

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Make Me Choose isthistherealifeoristhisfantasy  asks:
So This is Love or Someday My Prince Will Come


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